lemon sniper

someone who shoots another with a drop of lemon juice while squeezing a lemon

He's was a lemon sniper with that last glass of tea.

by mdcarter January 20, 2009

pussy spider

A crude outside decoration consisting of a black spraypainted rubber vagina with 8 pipe cleaner legs and only 2 googly eyes. Usually hung from the tree when no other decorations are usable.

George the neighborhood pervert realized he hadn't any decorations for Halloween so he whipped up a batch of pussy spiders from his old worn-out rubber vaginas.

by Shit Wizard March 26, 2009

Spicer

A "Spicer" is someone from Dublin who thinks they are hard/mad. Also known as a madt cunt. They will more than likely spike their hair, where adidas tracksuits etc.. Similar to the english "chav". A Spicer is not as hard as a Dublin knacker. It comes completely natural to a knacker to act hard where as a Spicer can sometimes try to emphasise their knackeryness to make them seem .. more knackery.

Im Jacinteh the spicer from Summerhill, whaa are yi lookin ah yi bollix, ill slap yor face blue.

by Madt Conti January 23, 2011

rock spider

Usually a man of 40+ that likes to interfere with young children mostly young boys.

Look at that "Rock Spider" perving on the kids at the swimming pool.

by Furmy September 19, 2006

Trap Door Spider

All women are Trap Door Spiders. They are sneaky, cunning killers that will eat your manhood and your soul if you aren't careful. These creatures are known to lead you into their underground tunnels with false hopes and promises, only to take everything a man holds holy. All females are Trap Door Spiders, and this is indeed a manlaw.

Trap Door Spider= "I love hanging out with you. You are so fun and you always make me laugh!"
Man= "I really like you too. We should hang out again sometime."
Trap Door Spider= "Oh you like me? We'll now I don't know what I should do...I'm very confused now and I'm thinking we should just be friends."

by A Group of Men who know the Truth December 10, 2008

anus spider

A type of arachnid that makes its home in the anus of an animal, typically found in livestock. Rarely is an anus spider found in a human host.

Anus spiders... ouch!

by Cdugan May 24, 2006

flying spider

When a partner is wall twerking naked and the other partner is at the top of the wall and jumps down onto the person wall twerking and tries to insert his penis into the anus while falling towards the person. There is a 90% chance of breaking your penis if attempted

Doctor: How on earth did you break your penis so badly?
Patient: The flying spider

by AsianSpermWhale December 7, 2013