nut in a sock

When your jerking off in a sock and you nut in the sock. Using the sock as a pocket pussy.

I was jerking off then I put a nut in a sock.

by DigBickRon March 12, 2020

Speed Sock

The act of refining your boxing skills on your girlfriend's pink sock.

I had a match the next day so after I poked my girlfriend in the ass without lube, I speed socked her like Rocky.

by sekwencer February 23, 2008

gym sock

A sexual act in which you deficate in your fowl gym sock and tie the top. Then during intercourse you whip out the feces filled sock and proceed to beat her for six to seven minutes until the feces seeps through the sock. You then untie it and pour the contents onto her/him.

My bitch was giving me head then I "gym socked" her so good.

by Tyler Spiegeland December 12, 2007

apples in a sock

droopy boobs normally seen on a women over 60

that old babe's boobs look like apples in a sock

by ass man May 1, 2006

wet sock

A woman who sleeps around at such excessive levels that intercourse feels like your penis is inserted within a warm, wet sock.

I'd sleep with her again if I had the chance, however she is a wet sock.

by Quagbert February 29, 2004

pop socks

Pertaining to the nylon hoisery worn by women, under slacks, when they are fairly certain they will be not be having sex and therefore the offending items will not be seen.

"Mother Theresa, here's your 20 denier flesh coloured pop socks, love."

by Kieranishere November 5, 2005

Tevas with socks

The most offensive and heinous combination of footwear imaginable. Fashion suicide.

Marre: Dana was wearing tevas with socks today.

Max: Wow so she wants even less friends than she already has?

by Guy with the thing March 15, 2010