SOAP

The stuff that is used to cleanse your body. Soap cleanses the deep untouched crevasses of your body that are dirty. Some people say soap is unnecessary, but it is if you want to have any relationships at all. Without soap the world would be an awful place with B. O. and everyday life would constantly be ripe.

Tyrone: Man did you use soap? Because you my friend are ripe.

Sally: No, I did not soap is useless.
Tyrone: FALSE!!!!

by NOOOOOOOOOoohgrgvjsht November 18, 2018

Soap mates

Soap mates are basically when two people stick together for a long time through all rough and hard times. Just like soap sticks to your hands and washes away the bacteria. A soap mate washes away your sins and makes you happy!!

"Oh they're so close, I bet they're soap mates!"
"My bestfriend is my soap mate, she never forgets to wash my sins away!"

by Zarwah/Fainab November 23, 2018

Soap

don’t drop the soap in prison

Once upon there was a pedo called Tekashi (aka 6ix9ine) *6ix9ine gets 40 year sentence*
One day 6ix9ine decided to take a shower
6ix9ine: NIBBAS iffy uh blicky got the stuffy uh
*drops soap*
Soap getting SLIPPY uh inmates got that drippy uh prison feeling the dicky uh

by Therealjojosiwa December 13, 2018

snaps

Do it or send nudes

Person 1: what if I jumped off the bridge?
Person 2: snaps
person 1 must now jump off the bridge or send nudes to someone of person twos choice

by wejfhwilj December 17, 2018

slaps

When something is so good it feels like you just got slapped

Damn this shit slaps just like that new Quite Cove song

by D The Money Man June 28, 2019

Snapshot

A guy normally good at any game, but anything that comes out his mouth makes him sound like a dick.

Guy 1: Hey SnapShot you wanna go play Halo?

SnapShot: I don’t know I’m pretty much a god it so it’s not like anyone can beat me.

by Solvable July 16, 2019

Soap

One word: Delicious. Period.

Soap is delicious

by PurpleSheep88 July 17, 2019