molesting a snake

sexually abusing a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

Snake Eater

A penis so massive, it could completely fit another man's junk inside it.

John pulled out a full-on snake eater! I knew I couldn't compare to it, so I ran away.

by Good Username 01 May 16, 2018

angry snake

When your penis slips out and breaks from ramming the taint.

I had to go to the hospital after my angry snake incident.

by skaczII December 22, 2013

snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.

I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?

by The see-ma-wae January 25, 2010

Nice Snakes

A term that can respond to any comment ever made. Whether it be a joke, a lame remark, or any stupid stuff in general, Nice Snakes fits in anywhere. It has no meaning, but so much at the same time.

"Look at my new whip! "

"It's kinda nice! Nice Snakes"

by Theogcharlitos June 4, 2017

look at that snake

Used as a phrase uttered when awkward conversation takes a turn for the worst, but can also be used whenever a nearby person points and diverts your attention to a snake-like object.

random dude: want to see my scab collection?

me: hey, look at that snake!

by HarryAscholl January 15, 2015

Hannukah Snake

When an unsuspecting person is bending over you jab them in the ass with a shamus and yell "Hannukah Snake!"

Did you see that Hannukah Snake that James gave Nemer?

by James Ray November 30, 2006