Skinning the giraffe

Taking your hand, and tightly grasping your Chode a bit too hard while moving it up and down.

"Wally, have you been skinning the giraffe today?"

by crazyy hoeee monger January 3, 2008

Skin Symphony

The sounds created when a man and a woman make sweet passionate love for a longer than average period of time.

BART: Hey man I just got done creating a skin symphony with the old lady it was great.

SCHUHDADDY (AKA MOZART): Man 5 minutes of you pumping your little tool in and out of her doesn't count as a skin symphony. The last chick I nailed I told her to turn the music off cause I was about to conduct, I then proceeded to burn through a whole box of rubbers and we were laying in a puddle of her girl gravy whenb I was done. That my friend is the skin symphony.

by Schuhdaddy February 25, 2008

skin-graffiti

Tattoo you get because they are cool or that you got in a dumb situation.

ex: The lady who auctioned off her forehead (on ebay) to any company willing to plop down $10,000. In return, she agreed to get a permanent skin-graffiti of the company's logo placed square in the middle of her forehead.

by blahblahblahX60 October 30, 2013

Chooken Skin

The hair that hangs between a persons anus and genitalia, Is also known as a gooch.

While the prostitute was giving me a rim job, she decided to clean my chooken skin of dags, what a saint!

by MountISA August 4, 2018

skin fever

malady experienced during winter, up until spring; when bodies are "bundled up" in fabric/s.

saw my first halter top today, so nice to lose the skin fever!

jeb's skin fever quickly melted away, upon arrival at the nude beach!!

she was baring "prime parts" and celebrating departure of the skin fever!!

by michael foolsley May 20, 2011

skin scum

The residue left by use of computer input equuipment i.e. Keyboard, mouse.

The funk that poor Desktop Techs need to clean out of ignorant users equipment

Tony's mouse wasn't rolling correctly with all the skin scum inside.

Call desktop, i want the skin scum cleaned off my keyboard.

by crusty tech October 23, 2003

Powder Skin

A person that is ashy as fuck ! Mostly Black People

Boy: Did you see that black girl Shauna?
Boy 2: Oh Yeah, that bitch was Powder Skinned As fuck!

by KamuiShortsGamer August 20, 2017