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Sneaky Pierre Mung Share Surprise 

Following a Munging session and prior to brushing your teeth you french kiss someone without telling them what you have been doing.
I was on my way home when I ran into Diane so I couldn't resist giving her a Sneaky Pierre Mung Share Surprise.

I'm not trying to start shit 

The phrase that you use right before you tell someone something that you know will start a lot of shit.
I'm not trying to start shit but Ty called your mother a whore.

shirt stays 

a tool used to keep a shirt neatly pressed while on a persons body; an annoying pestering strap that snaps without any hint or warning beforehand; the worst part of a cadets uniform.
My fucking shirt stays snapped my ass again, GOD DAMNIT!!
shirt stays by Knob4726 December 18, 2007

short smoothie 

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.
"How did it go with Kevin last night?" .. "Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a short smoothie. I got dressed and left."
short smoothie by vit2010 December 25, 2010

start something burning 

The misspelling of "Start burning something" by a 6th grade teacher.
He start something burning the candle.

D. start something burning

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks 

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine