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Dickedher Scale

The rating system on which guys rate girls to other guys.
Friend: How was Becky last night bro?

Me: not too bad I give her a 6.5 on the Dickedher Scale.
by Wanker Chief April 8, 2021
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Zooted Scale

A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked

4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted
"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."
by cactifetish69 April 10, 2021
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low-scale

alternative form of low-key; not intense and lacks modesty
(1) ah! this is low-scale funny
(2) You're low-scale cute, to be frank.
by ajain983 April 30, 2021
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Depression Scale

When you suffer from MDD (depression), some days are better than others. You may feel fine one day, but the next day you'll feel like you want to die.

The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The Depression Scale

LEVEL ZERO: Good days

Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.

LEVEL ONE: Standard days

Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.

LEVEL TWO: Bad days

Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.

LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown

Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.

LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm

Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.

LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all

Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 7, 2021
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stellar scale foam

stel· lar scale foam
/ˈstelərˈskeɪlˈfoʊm/ stellar scale Foam is an object formed by trapping pockets of gas called cells in an artificial tessellated structure intended for human occupancy supported by Astroponics in the space environment.
The Stellar Scale Foam colony was constructed surrounding the small asteroid in order to provide living space while they mined the asteroid.
by Stellar Nomad on youtube August 15, 2021
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Biccy scale

One would compare events in life to a certain biscuit which would be then rated by that individuals taste
I would rate you an Oreo on the biccy scale
by CollyMollinsfan October 18, 2021
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Stiffness scale

The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.
The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale
by Qlesbo March 18, 2022
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