pickled sausage

a pickled sausage is what you call it when you fall asleep with your dick in someones asshole

That guy got drunk at the party last night and woke up with a pickled sausage.

by ibangedyourmomsorry August 19, 2009

Yard sausage

Fecal matter that has the audacity to lay in the yard and look like sausage.

Wow, Fido dropped a huge yard sausage out back!

by Chappy McBallsworth March 9, 2010

sausage grinder

Insult verbally directed to a male of questionable sexual orientation which addresses his affinity toward other male penis and having said penis in his anus.

"I wonder if that red-headed guy who wears an urban kilt is a Sausage Grinder?"

by VerboseVernon November 7, 2006

Sausage Fingers

A person who has abnormally large fingers.

Keiran: Are you holding five baguettes Levitt?
Pete: No, they're just my Sausage Fingers.

by Turnipboy October 29, 2010

Sausage-roll

The act of consuming a delicious sausage roll, commonly after a strenuous university lecture.

Chris: Wow that lecture was quite hard to follow
Sean: We need to unwind after that.
James: Yeah, its time to sausage-roll!
Chris & Sean: ...

by Judge Jules (Julian) May 13, 2014

Sausage Party

An R-rated movie with a sausage and a bootylicious cashew nut. Oh, and there is an orgy at the end!

Your a sausage party!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 29, 2017

sausaged

Not as excessive as being platooned or burted, but to have one's insides slightly rearranged as a result of alcohol consumption, bodily abuse, violent behaviour or a combination of sorts.

"Burty woke up one morning, still in lanark, but quite definitely a little sausaged from last nights exploits."

"Chris ordered up a double, a little sausaged after the beating he had taken at rugby earlier in the day."

by kramssor April 25, 2009