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at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.
by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024
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Satanism

The religion of routing for gloomy disgusting wet weather; this religion is mostly confined to idiots with nothing better to do but wallow in misery with other Satanists; personal hygiene is not a pre-requisite for Satanists; most don’t believe in showers or any kind of fragrance and welcome members smelling like the stench of death.
Oh you like this gloomy Eeyore miserable weather? Tell me how is it practicing the religion of Satanism?

Hey you smell like a sewer! Welcome aboard!
by HYFDZ October 23, 2019
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satans tits

the embodiment of anything evil but yet very interesting or appealing to the eyes such as gems or specific coins or just something very fun to yell
C.j yelled satans tits while he pulled his dick out to show it to mrs. hall while mckaelyn bombarded him yelling jahal alman
by Theseigerbeegers December 24, 2018
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Die Eire von Satan

A German industrial metal song by Tool that if translated to English is just a recipe for cookies.
Did you know the Die Eire von Satan is just a German recipe for cookies.
by Blitz(0) June 4, 2023
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Satan's Load

The unfortunate occurrence of someone consuming too many hot fries/Cheetos and drinking milk with it, and then throwing it back up later.

"Dude I threw up hot fries and milk and it felt like Satan skull fucked me and blew his load so hard I projectiled like the exorcist!"
"dude, I ate hot fries and drank milk with it and it made me throw up so hard it felt like I got skull fucked and forcefed Satan's load"
by luvaddict88 March 31, 2019
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Satanic Shitual

Creating something nasty in the toilet (along the lines of booze poos) that may require health and safety investigation, or even forensics, to investigate whether there is actually something dead in there.
It is a sight and smell your senses will never forget. Ever!
"Dude, I wouldn't go in there for at least 30
minutes. I just finished a Satanic Shitual and it's safe to say that something died in there!”
by Meg A Tron August 10, 2022
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Satan

do I really need to explain this one to you? Satan is my muthafucking daddy. his dick is big and its redder than your moms pussy after being penetrated.
"oh Satan" YESSS MORE SATAN MORE
by hawtie45672 November 15, 2018
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