Santa hats

When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny

Yo, that girl last night had Santa hats

by anonymous August 3, 2024

emo Santa

This position has been long held by Sir Gerard Way the Sassy but some believe that Sir Daniel Howell the Posh has taken his position as emo Santa after he tweeted a picture of himself wearing a black Santa hat

'Omg I like the idea of an emo Santa more than one in red' ~ an emo person

by Pilots Phan April 22, 2018

stoned santa

The best place to get Personalized handmade gifts and string art and all forms of personalized gifting done. Stoned Santa is the holy mecca for getting handmade gifts for you and your loved ones.

I just got my perfect Gift from Stoned Santa.

by trippyentrepreneur July 9, 2019

Santa Claus

a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s

Santa Claus is coming

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 31, 2024

Santa

He is not real

Mom : "Santa is not real"
kid : "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by I do not know 69 March 17, 2021

Santa

a fucking nonce, have you seen the age between santa and mrs clause?

Santa the nonce

by HazzaGazza08 December 24, 2022

Blue Gloved Santa

A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.

We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).

by DJTruth December 10, 2022