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Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert
Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*
by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019
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Sheep shaggers

Sheep shagging boots, rubber boots, gum boots, Wellington boots
It's muddy out today, best wear my sheep shaggers.
by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019
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Top shagger

by Pat1269 May 8, 2019
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jock swagger

A gait caused by sore or stiff muscles following a work-out that make it difficult or uncomfortable to walk normally and comes off as cocky or arrogant. It is normally typified by stereotypical high school and collegiate athletes and gym bros, but can happen to anyone following physical exertion.
I'm so sore from all those squats we did for leg day yesterday I can't even walk, I think I have a bit of a jock swagger going on.
by ghcalico August 22, 2019
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sheep shagger

Definition: A fucking Legend

A Welsh person who likes to shag sheep for a living
by TwatFaced1 December 17, 2019
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Top Shagger

Erin said to Charlotte ‘Miss McNeil is defo a top shagger
by erando January 20, 2020
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WALL SHAGGER GROVEL

Someone who is attracted to a wall e.g. a shower wall. May attach something that gives them pleasure e.g. a pocket pussy and fucks it in the shower.

This may be due to every time someone asks him to do something he has to grovel
Being defined wall shagger grovel: shag my pocket pussy in the shower because I was made to grovel and not given any sex
by Wall shagger January 26, 2020
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