Safeway Punch

The act of winding up and punching someone as hard as you can, in the middle of Safeway.

Random Person: What the hell was that?

You: That was a Safeway punch.

by TehRealDeal October 16, 2010

Safewalk

The bitchingest Student's Union Service in existence

Dude, why are you volunteering with Safewalk?
Why aren't you? Safewalk is the shit!

by Safewalk Stan November 6, 2010

safety sheet

when two bros are forced to share a bed. one sleeps below the safety sheet, the other sleeps above it. thus providing a barrier from accidental homosexual interaction while sleeping

Mike and Adam decided to use the safety sheet so nothin gay would happen.

by 30tendy January 21, 2014

SafetyMan

A tard who sits in a pyramid postion on the floor everyday. Who has Moles and lots of them.

Dude safety get off the floor you lazy sac of shit.

by DaBomb8904 May 10, 2005

safes

slang for condoms, used to eliminate any awkwardness in a social situation where you don't want everyone around to know what you are saying.

example 1
girl; "Damn I'm out of safes, do you have any?"
guy; "yeah, don't worry about it, I got this."

example 2
"there's no way he's getting anywhere tonight without safes"

by acrosome January 17, 2012

Safety chimp

A safety chimp is a special trained chimp charged with the safety of childrens playgrounds. If a child is about to make a horrible mistake that would compromise the safety of the playground, the chimp jumps to action preventing the child from doing so. the safety chimp is harmless in every sense and when taking actions the chimp is trained to only hit once. A special offer is made for owners of public playgrounds, the chimp will then also be trained in fighting off pedofiles.

Erik almost hurt himself today, but because of the safety chimp he was lucky and got away with only a scratch.

by Agent00abe April 21, 2008

Club Safeway

The Safeway supermarket on Market & Church streets in San Francisco, near the Castro district. The food shopping venue of choice for many fashionable young men. Bring your best threads and cutest French Bulldog!

Broseph: Dude I was at Club Safeway just trying to shop when I got the hairy eyeball from all these guys!
Brohammed: What section were you in?
Broseph: Produce, I was buying bananas
Brohammed: Well no wonder! At least you weren't peeling cucumbers!

by JambaJews December 29, 2009