evolutionary religion

1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.

2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.

dude: "how was the earth created?"

"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)

dude: but how do you know for sure?

"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...

by Consequences October 7, 2010

religious fanatic

Someone who takes a perfectly good creed and assumes that because they pretend to follow it, they are allowed to do anything they want even if they don't really follow the creed at all. Usually insisting that if others do not follow their ways, they will be damned.

During the middle ages, Christian religious fanatics entered the Middle East to aide the Bysantine Empire, and were often slaughtered.

Today, religious fanatics in Iraq bombed the US embassy. Four were killed, five-hundred twelve were wounded.

by Introbulus January 21, 2005

Relo

Short for relationship

Met this really cool girl from the sunny coast the other day, I think she is defs worth the relo.

by WooJdog! February 2, 2018

sexual relationship

When two people are unable to develop an intimate friendship due to a strong sexual attraction. The attraction often blinds one or both of them and creates the illusion of a deeper metaphysical bond, when in reality the relationship was based only on sex.

I really thought I found my soul mate this time but it just turned out to be a sexual relationship. Eventual it deteriorated until it was nothing more than a booty call.

by Santiago Suicide King May 13, 2015

Religiophobia

Fear of all religions.

Reading the Bible, the Torah and the Koran increased Jack's religiophobia.

by Jakusan March 19, 2011

Religious trauma

A term used by people who have been treated awfully by religious people. Often times, the religious person is a guardian or someone close to you, but can also just be random religious people.

“No, I don’t hate religious people, I just hate the stupid ones. I have religious trauma, you can’t blame me.”

by Beezee01 February 13, 2022

relatives

hairy , old people who smell and try to kiss you when ever they come in town. and your parents force u to be nice to tehm and let their gross asses sleep in your bed

my relative smell like shit

by fat in the bacc June 27, 2003