You're turning into a groudon 

The biggest diss ever to sustain. People who have sustained it have been known to develop serious mental disorders like extreme cases of schrizophrenia and tourette syndrome along with Munchausen disease.

Person 1: Call me daddy now!

Person 2: You're turning into a groudon.

You're turning into a groudon by Angelo Yousef November 16, 2011

you're a cunt 

When someone takes your last piece of candy

Sam: I can't wait to eat my last piece of candy
George: Oh i ate it.
Sam: You're a cunt

you're a cunt by Ghostie Ghost May 6, 2018

you're racist 

'you're racist'
A term often shouted, said or uttered by a white person who thinks they are standing up for black-rights, when-in-fact, they are making themselves look stupid.

Person1: Will Smith is not funny.
Person2: " you're racist ".

you're racist by Choo-Choo McGrew January 23, 2008

You're gonna love me. 

Any time someone says "I like that," or describes something that they enjoy, you must reply with this phrase in a harsh, raspy 'Christian Bale as Batman' voice.

Originally from the movie "The Dark Knight." When the Joker says "A little fight in you, I Like that." Batman comes out of nowhere and replies "Then you're gonna love me" before knocking some heads around.

"I like this beer.. it tastes great!"

(deep raspy voice) "THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME."

You're gonna love me. by putasmileon December 8, 2009

You're an idiot

It is a girl who has trouble showing emotion way of saying I love you without having to say the actual words

*small smile* *shakes head lightly* " You're an idiot "

You're an idiot by YourWrongImRight May 14, 2015

you're as straight as a circle 

implying that you're gay.

"heyy dude, i'm not gay stop saying that!"
"sure. you're as straight as a circle."

you're as straight as a circle by im-so-a-narnian March 7, 2012

it's not gay if you're underway 

Homosexual acts are acceptable - indeed, not gay at all - if performed on a naval vessel away from port.

"I licked the Able Seaman's balls while he came on my face, but it's not gay if you're underway, am I right?"

it's not gay if you're underway by Cpt. Jack Hoff November 3, 2007