frog pudding

the discharge excreted as a dead frog decays in a vagina

Melva had a problem washing the frog pudding stain from her best g-string.

by Mama July December 3, 2013

Christmas Pudding

A Christmas pudding is formed when one defecates in a large mound, resembling a pudding, before ejaculating upon it, resembling the icing.

Oh Wow, Barry just left a Christmas pudding on the floor for me to see!

by DaddyKingKongDong December 1, 2018

Village Pudding

When your girl has a really nice ass that everyone else is getting, but not you.

Matt Bird’s girl has the best village pudding.

by weaverluke21 July 19, 2023

pudding sword

the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding

Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.

by Dane Miller July 16, 2018

nookie pudding

Nookie pudding is when you're doing anal and she craps on your dick. Then you put it In her pussy.

I met this chick last night and she begged me to give her a nookie pudding.

by Rusty magic January 7, 2017

pudding

Something so bad that it has to be replaced with pudding.

"That sex scene in Network was pudding."

by Jonathan Burrello December 12, 2009

Bitch Pudding

An Iconic character from Robot Chicken (on the network Adult Swim).

Quotes:

“Blam! You all get a taste of the Bitch Pudding!”

"This tastes like moose dick! I gotta go home; some asshole tried to kill me, so that asshole is gonna get my boot up his asshole."

"What's up, fucknuts? Damn, I haven't seen this much white hair since Steve Martin sucked Leslie Nielsen's dick - allegedly."

"One more lie outta that shit-nozzle you call a mouth, and I'll leave a boot print in your front butt!"

"Maybe because he was emptying his bingo balls into your fat-ass wife's cigar cutter, you quibbling bowl of pickle dicks!"

Your mouth is worse than Bitch Pudding.

You dress like Bitch Pudding.

by JessimoRW January 30, 2024