professional termite

A pest control worker who gasses termites to death. Kinda like Hitler.

"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"

"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."

by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023

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promessa

pessoa que prometeu tudo para sempre.
e agora que é ninguem.
o que foi no passado já passou não existe.
existo eu assim , aqui.
sentado sozinho mas sem chorar
secalhar devia
lia e queria ser sempre melhor
para quem não sei
já não é possível saber
como dói perder.
como dói prometer e quebrar.

houve uma promessa

by anonymous June 5, 2023

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pricesses

Sensitive people who are exclusively concerned with the price or effort required for a service.

Adam was having trouble convincing his team to change their ways - they were a bunch of pricesses' who refused to change their ways unless there was something in it for them.

by chainsaw_architect June 21, 2023

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Professor Prostate

Any Medical Science professor that teaches the material given in the class in the utmost gruesome and disturbing way possible.

"Man, Reginald is such a Professor Prostate! Can he not make something disturbing?"

by McSand_boi May 10, 2023

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Professional Human

(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.

Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

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