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Hot German Potato Salad

A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This should be a snug fit. His partner then proceeds to lift the lid and crap into the basket over his face, while throwing uncooked bacon at his erection, strip by strip.
Melissa planned a romantic, indoor picnic for our anniversary. I was even more surprised when she offered me a Hot German Potato Salad. Now I get all hot when I see bacon!
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Papa Potato 

The act of inserting one or more hot potatoes into someone anus. Usually being done after an abusive anal sex. Papa Potato should not be confused with Mama Potato, which is the act of inserting hot potatoes into a woman's vagina.

The Papa Potato maneuver was publicly unknown for a long period of time, until a recent rise in it's reputation. It is extremely popular in the middle east and Latin America, where it is frequently practiced near campfires in national holidays.

Also known as "Don Pataton" in Italy.
We gave John the Papa Potato at the campfire yesterday, now he can barely walk.

Potato Chip Crotch Crust 

The layers of discharge that build up in a girls panties and flakes off.
After a long day out and about, Erin had built up some serious potato chip crotch crust.

potato water

The gray creamy liquid that is ejaculated by a male after having got a vasectomy.
I shot a load of potato water in my wifes face last night.
potato water by shaar January 5, 2009

potastic 

A person who is nice but sometimes nuts. Also hates moving around. Basically, a couch potato who is nuts.
Guy A: I like girls but I don't want to marry anyone.
Guy B: You're a potastic.
potastic by anidude? January 27, 2018