Pineapple

A safe-word for when someone derails your conversation because they didn't get your reference.

Culprit: "My friend says it's been raining since November 5. I hope it's stopped by the time we arrive."
You: "Remember, remember."
Culprit: "What, was there something on the weather today?"
You: "Don't know, I haven't checked."
Culprit: "You mean I'd better remember to bring my umbrella, huh? :D"
You: "PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! THIS CONVERSATION MUST END!"

by danieldrake November 22, 2016

Pineapple Hair

The Top Leaves Of A Pineapple. The Green Part On Top.

You Need To Cut Off The Pineapple Hairs On Top!

by HairyApples June 16, 2020

Pineappling

When someone dislocates your jaw and puts a pineapple down your throat or up your anus

Oh do you like pineappling?~

by Virus0578 October 27, 2021

false pineapple

False Pineapple is the way, our god. Believe in the False Pineapple, do as it wishes, and everything in your life will be alright.

False Pineapple is my way of life

by kollo July 24, 2025

Pineapple Hairs

This word was created by "Anix" the youtuber while he was building the bikini bottom spongebob houses in a game on "Roblox" called "Bloxburg".

There are pineapple hairs on spongebobs house.

by SuperCatLover12007 June 16, 2020

pineapple hairs

the leaves on a pineapple

Pineapples have pineapple hairs.

by icey grape June 16, 2020

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

I t is actually better to ask people for help than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple.

by Sexydimma May 15, 2016