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sad onion

Slang for a child aged 0-3 years.
2-year-old child: WAAAAH!
Jacob: Go back to your mum, you sad onion.
by ThomasWithoutAQ October 28, 2024
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Onion trauma

Therapeutic diagnosis of individual/individuals who have suffered multiple layers of traumatic events either from one catastrophic event or multiple layers of trauma over the course of a lifetime.
Mark has suffered onion trauma when his house burned down and he not only lost all his home along with all his material worldly possessions but he lost his wife and children while also being injured himself being the only survivor.

Cindy suffers from onion trauma because she was left by her mother at an early age and then suffered losing a child of her own to addiction.

Term coined by Cathy Murillo
by Cathy Murillo February 22, 2025
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Pay you to make French onion soup

A figure of speech used to suggest that a task is too unbearable and taxing for someone to perform. Not to be taken literally or suggest that a deal has been made.
by achaemenid November 23, 2020
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why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion
by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019
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Cute as an onion

Sarah is as cute as an onion
by Bmwellss April 21, 2022
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Spaghetti Onion

An unnecessarily complex analogy illustrating the intricacies of solving complex problems.
Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.
by That girl 77 November 9, 2023
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Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.
"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."
by Yabagoot June 16, 2018
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