Circuit Jerk

When employees and higher ups from Circuit City force everyone out of another company to bring in their own ex-Circuit City employees. The term implies that they just then stand around in a circle jerk to celebrate their success of eventually bringing utter failure to the company that they are invading.
Dude I just lost my job to a Circuit Jerk.
by CircuitMan December 13, 2009
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jirk-a-jerk

Jirk-a-jerk is a common swiss german slang meaning someone who is overly jerky, which made its way to english, through the cultural diversity of switzerland. First j is pronounced as english y, see also jerk, for further understanding.

as adjective: what somebody is being, when they are excessively jerk-like.

as noun: somebody who is excessively a jerk.
Boy 1: I just got 50 emails because this annoying girl just spammed my blog for no reason.
Boy 2: What a jirk-a-jerk.

Nadine: *insert unecessary hater-comment here*
Pascal: You don't have to be such a jirk-a-jerk, you know.

Hans: Can you hear that jirk-a-jerk girl? We're just trying to chill and she's being really loud.
by suisseboy May 29, 2011
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circle jerk

A group discussion or activity between like-minded individuals (mostly men) that validates mutual biases or goals in a non-confrontational environment... While jerking each other off.
Circle Jerk- Diversity training was such a circlejerk.
by lobabyblendz November 18, 2014
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circle jerk

What you do when your drunk
Jason,Eugene,Mike and myself circle-jerked onto our roomate,Ross
by Gothic Bob May 14, 2003
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CAPTAIN JERK

Always parousing the internet to utilize plagerized verbage to throw in innocents face.
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"sure did pick a good person to be an Captain Jerk towards?
I don't pick people to be an Captain Jerk towards. They just present themselves to me. And dont use a question mark like that or I will bust out with Captain Grammer
by cheesyfoot July 07, 2008
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flash-jerk

d1. Someone who steals away to jerk off really quickly
d2. Someone who becomes sexually aroused by exposing his/herself
d3. A person with lots of money and power but few sexual outlets. Can be recognized by the look of lust and hate in his/her eyes.
That partner at "big money law firm X" is SUCH a flash-jerk, he tried to get a whole bunch of articling students to fuck for him but they refused.
by Dorothy VanWellingham May 17, 2006
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turban jerk

prior to jizzing one wraps their cock in a sock in wich they just pulled off of their all day sweated foot in order to prevent a mess ,also known as terrorism is called a turban jerk
i was jacking off to gay porn when i realized i didnt want to ruin my new carpet . so i pulled off my sock after jogging and wrapped my dick head in it before shooting my aids infested jizz... what a turban jerk
by dirtio January 30, 2010
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