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slip him a lobster

Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass
by bosss1244222 December 8, 2013
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slip dip

When a person slides his penis in a girl's vagina or anus for sexual stimulation.
Just let me slip dip inside you and fuck!
by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018
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Slip

(Noun) likely something to do with (usually female) undergarments or genitals (someone confirm?)

An Excuse, or lie, like calling in sick
Your slip is showing
Her slip is showing

Gave my boss the slip, now I'm here
by Kodithomson50 November 14, 2018
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Tinder Slip

When you're using the online dating apps, and you forget about the hot one you may actually have a shot with, because you get barraged by average candidates flirting with you.
Dude, I totally forgot about the hot, bourbon-drinking tall brunette with big tits in the Village, because I got like ten new matches in a row who know just how to kiss my ass. My Tinder Slip lasted 3 days....now she's gone forvever!
by Ekenned1 December 14, 2022
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The Shanghai Slip and Slide

A variation of the slip and slide see urban dictionaryslip and slide’ where the girl, while on top, pulls out a bunch of wet noodles and surprise slaps them across the other persons face yelling ‘Ni Hao, bitch!’.
Last night Barbara and I were doing the slip and slide and she whipped out The Shanghai slip and slide variation!
by 2moist4u. June 14, 2024
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Miracle Slip

When you're fucking a woman in the vagina and your penis accidentally slips out of her vagina, and into her anus.
Sorry about that miracle slip baby, I was going hard and got carried away. Please forgive me
by Reginald Rodhuffer May 13, 2018
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Conduct Slip

A slip issued to students with poor conduct. Made popular by students with ok conduct laughing at students with poor conduct
by viva la oscar March 17, 2023
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