marinara muff dive

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.

Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!

by Mufftruck November 12, 2016

Muff stuff

acts portraying that of a stero-typical black person, but does not necissarily have to be a black person
ex. listening to rap, calling white people crackers, makin gloud noises in basketball games, and raping women

Did you see those guys today at school? Yea man i cant stand that muff stuff, pull ur pants up.

by mark hamton October 26, 2004

combed muff

Fit, gorgeous, good looking lady.

That girl is combed muff

by fadden September 22, 2005

Dunking some muff

Getting laid aka getting pussy

I was really dunking some muff last night at the party bro!

by Cartwheels on wheels August 29, 2016

cock muff bumhole

Much like rock, paper, scissors but instead, the middle finger is raised to symbolise cock, first 2 fingers in a V to represent muff and an "ok" gesture (thumb and first finger in a circle, other fingers pointing up) to show bumhole. First seen in Nathan Barley

Lets settle this with Cock Muff Bumhole

by Evilded December 16, 2005

tiggo muff

When you get muffed in your titties

Girl : You're ugly as hell

Guy: Excuse me? That's a tiggo muff. (punches girl in her titty)

by chicagoprince312 June 15, 2008

muff cabbage

When your muff smells like what comes out of your butt after you eat a lot of cabbage

That bitch is muff cabbage...shes a stank whore

by ezekiel420 October 17, 2010