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Muffinfucker

Lit. someone who performs sexual acts on baked goods. Used to describe somebody with an obsession with baking they wont stop talking about. Also an alternative, mother-friendly term usable in place of "motherfucker" for most purposes.
No, I don't want to hear about your latest loaf of sourdough you absolute muffinfucker.
by Smoogles March 14, 2021
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Muffin head

a word that badboyhalo uses to call his friends idiots or stupid.
Quackity: FUCKING DUMBASS
badboyhalo: LANGUAGE! you muffin head!
by thecraftingtable.. March 19, 2021
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muffin.master

best, and hottest person to live, also the best mutual ever.
“hey, ur mutuals with muffin.master??” “DUH!!! he’s the best mutual ever”
by pppoenispenis May 1, 2021
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Muffinhead

A muffinhead is someone who is not very smart or nice.
Oh my gosh you muffinhead!
by Nuela the cheese May 18, 2022
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poon muffin

Those pants were too tight,you can see her poon muffin.
by pdub253 December 24, 2008
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Sprinkle Muffins

a term or phrase, commonly used by gingers, to replace a bad or "curse" word.
Tyler: Hey, so yeh, I was texting someone last night and ...
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.
by Ms. Baggins January 10, 2010
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fluffless muffin

a fluffless muffin is a sweet juicy shaved pussy, just right for eating with no bristles whatsoever, it can also be jelly donuted or jam donuted depending on your preference.
they also are great for making a Portuguese breakfast in.
paula just shaved her pussy fluffless muffin and now its really juicy and im going to eat it for a while.

then whip up a quick Portuguese breakfast by romantically jack hammering her
by ike randy June 14, 2010
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