midget

a really short freaky bitch dat go 2 h20 and dont give no play.

I really hope i dont meet no damn midget on the way to school 2day

by Trey Davis March 16, 2005

midget

some people say my dick looks like a midget between my legs. but, acually, there simply tiny little people that have little man sindrum. normal tall people enjoy making fun of these small people. i know i like to....

dude midget is so small yo momma uses his whole body as a dildo

by matt June 17, 2006

midge

A person (usually with red hair and midget like appearance) who is a hippy. They love the earth and try to save it by surfing and hanging out with other hippies. This doesn't work and due to frustration, label other people as "hippies" in a bid to avoid the hippy taunts themself.

Anf: Hey clinton wat u up to?
Clint: Just going for a surf, then to Fishos to hang with some surfie mates, hippy.
Anf: You're the hippy you fecking midge.

by Anf March 30, 2004

Midget Fraidy Cat

A grown person who is so afraid of midgets, that they cannot function in the presence of midgets. Even the sheer mention of a midget will put this person into a panic.
The person has a deathly fear of midgets

That Roy is such a midget fraidy cat

by DPPD February 12, 2008

Canadian Midget

Small or short person from Canada.

Oh my Gosh that is a Canadian Midget.

by Nicholas Bujold October 20, 2006

Mudger Fudger

what a blonde girl means when she means "mother fucker"

"Sarah, we have to go to the computerlab"
"oh, mudger fudger!"

by Agent069 December 11, 2009

Midgewarf

Midgewarf is a combination of a midget and a dwarf. A very small person, or veritcally challenged as they might like to be called. Also know as a Dwidget.

Hey, look at that midgewarf!!

by Barack Omara April 19, 2008