Dark side of the moon

To moon someone and then proceed to defecate in their direction.

"Some guy flipped me off yesterday so I had to give him the dark side of the moon."

by satansymbolguy August 27, 2013

harvest moon

The act of pulling your pants down to expose your naked rear end, followed immediately by moving your bowels in the direction of unsuspecting victims.

Jesus Christ! That guy just shot a harvest moon out the window of that Jeep Cherokee!

by Magoo May 21, 2004

moon pretzel

To be forced down onto your stomach and have your legs bent backwards, so that the tips of your toes touch a part of your head.

"Oh my god! Richie just fell off of that wave so hard onto the sand, I bet when he hit the sand he got so moon pretzeled!"

by T.E.D. June 27, 2006

New Moon

Perhaps the most depressing book in the entire Twilight series, New Moon tells the story of Bella Swan as she learns to adapt to life after her true love, Edward, leaves her. She finds friendship in a family friend Jacob Black and then procedes to spend all of her time with him until he goes through a strange transformation that will change their relationship forever. As well as the characters that are expected to return several surprises are thrown at Bella. This is a great book but is personally my least favorite in the series because Edwards is truely the core of Bella's life and it is difficult to see her in pain.

I just read New Moon I can't believe that Edward would leave.

by Lily Cullen August 27, 2008

Moon Street

(noun)

Where you tell a cab driver to go when you are too drunk to say "M" street.

Often said in an exagerated and drawn out way followed by a series of hiccurps.

I live on Mooooon Street.....(hic)

by Tenarr June 27, 2005

moon slap

To slap a man/woman hard on the forehead. Works particularly well the balder the recipient is. It is a classic Three Stooges style move.

I'm going to moon slap Barry for being so stupid.

by Sir Glame February 24, 2010

Moon Pup

An adorable, black, small, cat/dog like creature that roams the moon at night. They often make noises like "brrr" or "brrrooow" when they want to say hello.

Look at that little Moon Pup!
Moon Pup just brrred at me!
Awww that thing is just so cute, it must be a Moon Pup!

by moonpup July 24, 2010