cooch mouse

A Tampon.

Goddamnit hun, close the bathroom door! The dogs got a used cooch mouse again.

by Teh Moose February 8, 2017

Ghost mouse

That moment when you extend your arm to grab the mouse, but you forget it either isn't there or you didn't plug it in at all.

This page is so long! It takes ages to scroll it with my laptop pad, let me grab my... oh.
Just had a ghost mouse.

by kansas54 May 16, 2017

Mighty Mouse

When a female half of your size becomes angry and decides to put her hands on you and it is more sad than intimidating.

"Does she really think she can be up Cameron? "

"Bitch thinks she's Mighty Mouse."

by Fancy Colt September 27, 2017

grassy mouse

The fictional manifestation of a fuzzy Coochie.

Her grassy mouse was caught , in the bread basket.

by GinngerLove February 1, 2018

Sea Mouse

When someone named Seamus, gets a nickname brocken down to the point where it turns into Sea Mouse.

Seamus - Sea mus - Sea Mouse

by The Ark Maker February 4, 2018

meesh mouse

he's gayer than gay

you is that colin?

yeah i heard he's a total meesh mouse

by meesh mouse August 9, 2018

MICKEY MOUSE

The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.

"I'm a pubescent teen"

" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that

has no balls"

by MobiPlayz August 21, 2018