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cooch mouse

Goddamnit hun, close the bathroom door! The dogs got a used cooch mouse again.
cooch mouse by Teh Moose February 8, 2017
Word of the Day on October 2, 2025

Triggered mouse 

A mix between butthurt and special snowflake. Mostly feminists, vegans, Black Lives Matter supporters etc. They are easily offended by anything, the slightest racial, sexist, homophobic joke or statement. They have no understanding of how the world works and consider their views to be the only ones suitable for "world peace". A triggered mouse will ignore facts or proven arguments for the sake of censoring everything that they find "ofensive" to any group of people or "harmful" to the planet and its inhabitants. These people's goal is to turn the world into a safe place, often trying to censor opponents. Instead of focusing on real and far more serious issues, they prefer to work on minor things like an offensive comment on a website. A triggered mouse will constantly play the victim card to escape an argument they know they can't win, hence the term "mouse". The 21st century has seen an increase in the amount of such people and it is a serious problem in the modern world.
I tried explaining to her it was just a joke but she is a complete triggered mouse.

A bunch of triggered mice just reported my video for telling the truth.
Triggered mouse by Vortic April 16, 2017

Ghost mouse

That moment when you extend your arm to grab the mouse, but you forget it either isn't there or you didn't plug it in at all.
This page is so long! It takes ages to scroll it with my laptop pad, let me grab my... oh.
Just had a ghost mouse.
Ghost mouse by kansas54 May 16, 2017

Mighty Mouse 

When a female half of your size becomes angry and decides to put her hands on you and it is more sad than intimidating.
"Does she really think she can be up Cameron? "

"Bitch thinks she's Mighty Mouse."
Mighty Mouse by Fancy Colt September 27, 2017

grassy mouse

The fictional manifestation of a fuzzy Coochie.
Her grassy mouse was caught , in the bread basket.
grassy mouse by GinngerLove February 1, 2018

Sea Mouse 

When someone named Seamus, gets a nickname brocken down to the point where it turns into Sea Mouse.
Seamus - Sea mus - Sea Mouse
Sea Mouse by The Ark Maker February 4, 2018