An incompetent redneck will only drink beverages such as Budweiser, Cherry Coke, and mainly Mountain Dew. These rednecks tend to be blatantly drunk at any given time, but simultaneously energized by caffeine from energy drinks and of course, Mountain Dew.
Redneck: Whew, go Jeff Gordon!
Civilian: Damn they're annoying
Redneck: Cletus go grab me another six pack of Dew
Civilian 2: Yea, Mountain Dew-shBags too.
Civilian: Damn they're annoying
Redneck: Cletus go grab me another six pack of Dew
Civilian 2: Yea, Mountain Dew-shBags too.
by mr.0wl November 22, 2010
Get the Mountain Dew-shBagmug. by LMxDurgex December 30, 2008
Get the horrible mountain bikemug. When you go to work with an extra sock on your left foot then drive to a remote location at lunch and you use the extra sock to catch your sperm as you finish yourself off.
Joe: "Guys I was taking a trans-mountain nap when a murderer knocked on my window and asked to borrow my phone."
Eric: "Wow!! Did you at least get to finish?"
Joe: "Yea, of course!"
Eric: "Wow!! Did you at least get to finish?"
Joe: "Yea, of course!"
by toxic53 March 20, 2016
Get the Trans-Mountain Napmug. It is when you are jerking off and simultaneously jamming a dildo in your ass making it look like you are climbing a rope and while yodelling Abba songs.
by Fuschia Panther April 14, 2014
Get the Swedish Mountain Climbermug. An orgasm.
by definer911 May 25, 2009
Get the Get Over the Mountainmug. I tried out Fire Mountain Grill at lunch, it smelled like a nursing home in there. While I was eating some fat bitch was feeding her baby a bowl of butter. I'm sure to get ass flu after that one.
by Matt Simmons October 17, 2006
Get the fire mountain grillmug. Once you have dry docked a toilet (see dry dock), you whip out your cock, and blow your load all over the mound of shit, thus capping the mountain with snow.
by squirrel March 14, 2004
Get the snow capped mountainmug.