Crusty Malone

When someone is scratching an itch and a scab they were often unaware of (commonly near the anal sphincter), and the person then sniffs the scab before throwing it away or, more likely, eating it.

I saw no less than three Crusty Malones on the subway today.

by ActualFoghorn March 14, 2019

Lydia Maloney

Lydia Maloney is a girl with grey hair who is a cheeky betch who loves Son, she wants to marry Son but she also likes all of the high field boys at the same time so she’s a bit stuck

Lydia Maloney is defined as Bi

by Stend November 4, 2021

Lydia Maloney

She is a weird girl who has an unhealthy obsession with the Highfield boy in the years above her. She is a dangerous girl to snap as she save all the photos, so if you send her a photo of you she will either obsess about it if your a Highfield boy of will use it to black mail you.

Guy 1 ; who are you snapping

Guy 2 ; lydia Maloney

Guy 1 ; OH NO WHAT DID YOU SEND HER

Guy 2 ; my face, Why

Guy 1 ; you're doomed, oh wait were in Highfield its fine she won't do anything with it other than stair at it

by GuyHorrell November 23, 2021

Katie Maloney

The unofficial star of Vanderpump Rules.

Don’t disrespect Katie Maloney or her mama Teri. She will light you on fire.

by ShiShu May 17, 2023

colton and melanie

The most dynamic couple that could ever be conceived. Need to date if not already.

OMG they are Soo Colton and Melanie

by Cstall03 September 28, 2017

dick face malone

A guy by the name tj

Any persons with the name tj us a dick face malone

by 2 percent May 20, 2018

melanie martinez

good singer, unique, aesthetic, fighting, queen

"Melanie Martinez? Her music is so adorable!"

"I thought she was cancelled, but forget about it the accusations were false anyway! Keep on going gurl!"

"Melanie Martinez is disgusted by liar supporters and her ex-bff Timothy Heller, please don't even mention Timothy's name it's demonic."

by armida May 17, 2019