Definitions by ActualFoghorn

Crusty Malone 

When someone is scratching an itch and a scab they were often unaware of (commonly near the anal sphincter), and the person then sniffs the scab before throwing it away or, more likely, eating it.

I saw no less than three Crusty Malones on the subway today.

Crusty Malone by ActualFoghorn March 14, 2019