me time x 

When your living In close proximity to another person,the only time you can masturbate is when they're in the shower or leave the house for a short time..

Man I had to get some me time x today, I hadn't had any time to relieve my self for days

me time x by boomstick6699 September 18, 2019

Me-leena 

The cutest girl you will ever meet. Someone who loves to go on adventures and hang with friends. A true Latina who looks amazing with her hair drenched in water after a nice shower. A Meleena will always be there for you and have your back at all times. She also enjoys cuddles and naptime. Adores animals and tends to have her way by her memorizing brown eyes. Meleena’s also have the best last names. If you have a crush on her you probably wont have the balls to tell her like you should. Her presence leads to people screaming Tores very loudly especially those named Chris. Meleena’s are very rare and extremely valuable, so make sure if you meet one to keep them close.

Jake: Whose the cute girl?
Me: That’s Me-Leena Torres!

Me-leena by @coolchrisd16 November 30, 2019

me and chris 

Shipping yourself with Chris cause he's so fucking hot, cute, handsome, sexy, beautiful. Only boys are allowed to use this.

*nocontextnba posts a suspect picture*
Everyone in the comments: Me and Chris

me and chris by Luka Doncic December 23, 2020

me when the j is sus😳 

A phrase one says when something happens and they can relate to it when the j is sus.

Person #1: Dude, that guy just blew up the Taco Bell toilet!
Person #2: Bro, this is literally me when the j is sus😳.

me when the j is sus😳 by lmaolmao3500 February 3, 2022

Me-wow 

Me-wow is a phrase often used instead of XD when around non-computer savvy people.

Max: Haha that is so funny, Me-wow!

Me-wow by ruchiki March 11, 2009

/me slaps you 

What to do to Ben

/me slaps the shit out of Ben

/me slaps you by The Omega August 7, 2002

me-coy-moy 

Pronounced just like it is written. This is usually accompanied by curling and straightening the index finger repeatedly at the person who is getting me-coy-moyed.
A phrase accompanied by a finger movement which is the last word when someone is complaining or whining. An "I told you so" phrase also.

Tamica is whining about her no good boyfriend whom you warned her about the first time she mentioned him.
Tamica: Yo, Davon be cheatin on me. He no good.
Sherese: Me-coy-moy.........(accompanied by finger movement)

me-coy-moy by Claire Thies November 22, 2005