Brittania Marteijn

Every day i spend with you is the new best day of my life lvy baba xxx

Brittania Marteijn

by Daanzeeland January 9, 2018

seat mate

the person (likely your very distracting bff) who you choose sit next to in class. This person will constantly harass you and the 2 of you will often get in trouble. do NOT be surprised if the teacher says things like "get your feet off the table and take off your eye masks, this isn't your living room and its not nap time" but ur too buzzed to even care.

girl: sauce me a waffle I'm hungry
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.

by unicornsarereal May 6, 2018

omar marei

He’s honestly the most desperate person you will ever meet. He’ll ask you and and when you reject he’ll spread rumors ab u.

Stay away from Omar Marei he’ll try to ask you out, but don’t accept you’re not the first!

by Yeettttt January 30, 2018

Check Mate

When you are urinating in an empty washroom, and another man decides to use the urinal directly next to you instead of choosing literally any other urinal to pee in. After which, scoping your penis with a quick glance.

"Dude I swear to god you could of chosen any other urinal, but instead you check mate me..."

by kekmon 2 May 23, 2018

Lmao mate

A way to say something is funny
Originally used by the first colonies of Australia

- Hey, did you know that my money is green like my asshole
-Lmao mate

by Joj le Sis December 18, 2018

bruh mate

this is used when you don’t know what else to say or you want to be like alex or you can say bruh m8

my dad “i’ve just had a divorce with your mother”. me “ bruh mate

by bruh you don’t need my name March 2, 2019

The Mate

An oddly shaped European man, with an affinity for Asian culture specially women and exotic Latin American food

“Entonces The Mate is in town; let’s find a Chinese happy ending massage after we get some tacos and mezcal”

by Molecule Man April 2, 2019