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Minecraft PE 

What "Minecraft: Bedrock Edition" used to be called for mobile devices. The PE stands for Pocket Edition, which honestly sounds like a much more applicable name than Bedrock. Thus, I will keep referring it to Pocket Edition.

Back then, Pocket Edition was basically a Lite version of Minecraft meant for on-the-go experiences. It was more for killing time (e.g. waiting for bus) than for actually getting invested in the game. Today however, the transition from PE to Bedrock Edition has basically turned the mobile game into full-fledged Minecraft (with some limitations of course).
Minecraft Bedrock Edition — {Drake Disapproving Face}
Minecraft PE (Pocket Edition) — {Drake Approving Face}

Minecraft 1.9 

Release 1.9 came out on February 29th, 2016. This update completely revamped the combat system. The most notable things from this update are shields, attack cooldowns and the difference in weapon damage (e.g, Axes).

Despite it being a decent update, it had killed the game for nearly 4 years, and had sparked a lot of debate in the community about whether it was better or worse than the previous combat system.

Although the debate has died down a lot with less people bringing it up for little to no reason, whenever it's brought up, many people make the argument that 1.9 Combat takes no skill, while 1.8 Combat takes no skill, despite both versions having completely different combat.

No resolution to these arguments are really made as both parties decide not to think about the information the person they're arguing with says, or the flaws they point out about their preferred combat version. It is one of, if not the most controversial update in Minecraft history, besides the Beta 1.8 update, which was disliked due to the game having a main objective rather than being an endless survival game.
Minecraft Forums

TheLite_: Anybody else despise Minecraft 1.9?
JackPM: Personally, I prefer 1.9. Feels more like combat to me.
Masterexploit83: stfu idiot 1.9 is the worst updat ever
JackPM: You got anything to back that claim up?
Masterexplot83: i hope you die loser
Kelp_Shake: Yeah, I also prefer 1.9.

UASDGJAS1093MCa_: yeah me too
PopBob: Hey Guys

Minecraft 2 

A phrase commonly used as a replacement for "I would like to annihilate the swedish people in a very painful way."
Person 1: Oh hey brah! How we doin' man
person 2: Alright.
person 1: It's been a while man, life's so rad! This bands my favorite man, don't you love 'em?
person 2: Yeah.
person 1: Oh man, you want a beer?
person 2:Alright.
person 1: Oh man, yeah brah, this is the best, man. I'm so glad that we're all back together and stuff. This is great man!
person 2: Yeah.
person 1: Hey man do you know about the MINECRAFT 2 after the show?
person 2: yeah.
person 1:Oh man, it's gonna be the best, i'm so stoked. Take it easy brah!
Minecraft 2 by i hate sweden June 3, 2022

Minecraft Steve 

when you mine someone's eyeballs out then twerk on the eyeless dude likes theres no tomorrow
"Hey man! Why'd you Minecraft Steve my gf?"

"Idk i was bored."
Minecraft Steve by Jung Yeoka June 6, 2022

Minecraft dog 

The dog you left in your minecraft house 5 years ago, you should go and check he’s ok☹️
Please go and check on your minecraft dog.

minecraft autistic 

A Autistic Person Who Plays Lots Of Minecraft And Its One Of Their Special Intrests