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Card licker

Card licker is a pejorative term used to describe a person who is extremely frugal and penny-pinching to the point of being stingy. This type of individual is notorious for hoarding resources and taking great measures to save even the smallest amounts of money, such as by licking the adhesive off of used postage stamps to reuse them. The term is often used as a criticism of individuals who prioritize saving money over personal hygiene or basic social norms.
"Can you believe he's reusing that old tea bag for the third time? He's such a card licker."

"Every time we go out to eat, she insists on only drinking water to save money. What a card licker."

"I went out to eat with my friend and we agreed to split the bill. But when the check came, he only put in the exact amount of his own meal and didn't even offer to split the tip. I'm pretty sure he's a card licker."
by Spa Yoda Fan! April 14, 2023
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Lettuce licker

Noah: “You’re such a lettuce licker!”
Emily: “I’m not a lettuce licker!”
Noah: “You are too!”
Emily: *punches him*
by TheyallloveN May 3, 2023
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deodorant licker

That man's a real deodorant licker
by Tide pod July 15, 2023
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gate licker

Someone (especially those with overhanging buck-teeth) who cannot resist the urge to fall over into a metal-sheet gate, leaving a dent, damaging the innocent gate/fence.
I just saw gate licker this morning, I’ve warned people to keep an eye on their fences.
by Dansk35 August 29, 2023
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Nipple Licker

Someone who has sexual feelings for their sibling.
Why does Stephanie talk to her sister like that. She’s such a nipple licker.
by anonymous September 6, 2023
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Peter Licker

Peter licker, AKA "Tea Bagger"

A grown ass man who sucks and licks another man's peter, he likes the male phallus in his mouth like a cough drop like a mothafuckin tootsie roll.
Dude1: holy shit, look at this man i heard rumors that he's a peter licker
Dude2: rumors true, he's been sucking uncle Bo's for a while now.
by Peter aka Tea Bagger September 22, 2023
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slong licker

Someone who licks slongs
Hey slong licker lick some tacos instead
by Slurped buttface October 1, 2023
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