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Lesbian time

Lesbian time goes faster than straight time.
1:7 ratio
Also see: bisexual time
Straight girl #1: how long have you been dating your gf for?
Lesbian: 7 months
Straight girl #2: I thought it was only 1 month
Lesbian: no, lesbian time
by Spicy.dino March 8, 2021
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Lesbian bus

A bus that caters exclusively to lesbians, especially those heading to the slut gym.
Meg wanted to take the bus tonight, but the only one running was the lesbian bus and she wasn't wearing her slut gym attire.
by Ptits September 2, 2013
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Lesbian boy

a boy that is obviously male, but by all logic WOULD make more sense as a lesbian. often bisexual girls like them.
This is because they fit the female gaze of an attractive man usually.

Typical features of a lesbian boy are long wavy hair, painted nails, comfortable thrifted clothing, and a build ranging from slim to a dadbod (nothing too lean and shredded) visually look male (with some feminine features) and if they play sports it will probably be hockey or lacrosse.
omg its always the bisexual girls with the winged liner that go for the greasy lesbian boys
by Sushi mom June 10, 2023
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lesbian situationship

what those bitches in sally rooney books have going on.
"What happens to Frances and Bobbi at the end of Conversations with Friends?"
"They're in an unresolved lesbian situationship."
by lesbiankarlmarx February 15, 2023
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Lesbian Nana

A Lesbian Nana is a word for a lady of later years who is a grandmother, nanny, nana who likes to drink from the furry cup and have relations with other Ladies
by ratrabbitpig August 10, 2023
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Chocolate lesbians

An alternative term for ‘chocolate leibniz
by Chocolesbian April 10, 2023
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Loser Lesbian

A loser who also happens to be a lesbian; often is very awkward around women and may make bad relationship decisions; related to useless lesbian
“She’s still convinced that they ‘made out platonically’ and the bouquet of ‘friendship roses’ meant nothing”

“I literally saw them trip and fall face first in front of their crush today”

“Loser Lesbian Syndrome strikes again”
by izaruru September 17, 2023
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