Kneefense

When you’re trying to wake her up to get some, but she’s in the fetal position facing towards you and there’s no way to get to the goods, she’s playing kneefense

I was trying to get some from my wife last night, but she was playing some nasty kneefense.

by Grammy Gobbler May 29, 2019

Knee Knocker

When someone laughs and you slap your knee

That was a Knee Knocker

by boingjoun June 13, 2019

Knee-knocky

Noun; A pillow (standard or body pillow) designated for use between one’s legs/knees.

“Ever since she’s gotten pregnant, she refuses to sleep without a knee-knocky.”

“ Ugh, I left my knee-knocky at home!”

by gonnagetyourgizzard2019 July 2, 2019

Knee pics

Knee pics and pictures of knees and if someone asks for knee pics they most likely have a knee fetish or they just don’t want to show you there face

Jenny asked Michael for some knee pics ok snap chat

by Yldi_nloie August 6, 2019

Kneeawyosis

A condition in which humans only get. The pain occurs in the knees and can be painful for a long period of time. Sex is know to cure Kneeawwyosis instantly.

The human in the bar had Kneeawyosis.

by Kneeawwyosis October 24, 2019

knee injury

Alex Morgan's Unborn Baby, named Janice Jr

Who would've known that Alex's Knee Injury came with an announcement and a gender reveal

by Tobinho October 26, 2019

knee-boogers

1. knee scabs, especially ones which are beginning to hang loose

1. That guy's shorts are showing off some serious hairy knee-boogers

by nomadhacker November 5, 2019