Kicked in the River

When you kick someone from a Skype call, add them back, and their audio quality turns to shit.

Nick: Hey, look who has master rights?
Adrian: Who?
--Nick removed Adrian from the call--
Adrian: (muffled) Fuck you
Nick: Sounds like you got kicked in the river!

by Nikola's Trampoline May 31, 2014

brogue kick

A running axe kick aiming towards a person's face, most notably used by WWE superstar Sheamus.

Sheamus connects with the brogue kick outta nowhere!

by C.O.M.P July 20, 2016

Nike Kicks

Upper: The upper of the Nike Kicks is crafted from a combination of breathable mesh and synthetic materials. It features a shoe buckle near the ankle area, replacing the traditional lacing system. The buckle is designed to provide a secure and adjustable fit, allowing wearers to tighten or loosen the shoe easily.

Shoe Buckle: The shoe buckle on the Nike Kicks is made of durable yet lightweight materials, ensuring it does not add unnecessary bulk to the shoe. It is strategically placed on the lateral side of the shoe for quick and hassle-free fastening. The buckle mechanism allows wearers to simply slide the strap through the buckle, adjust the tightness, and secure it firmly.

Midsole: The midsole of the Nike Kicks incorporates Nike's iconic downy tongue technology, providing exceptional cushioning and impact absorption. It features a large visible downy tongue unit in the heel, which not only delivers a comfortable underfoot experience but also adds to the shoe's distinct style. The midsole is designed to provide responsive and lightweight cushioning, promoting a smooth stride.

Outsole: The outsole of the Nike Kicks with a shoe buckle retains its durable rubber construction. It features a multidirectional tread pattern for excellent traction and grip on various surfaces, ensuring stability and confident movement.

One, two, buckle my shoe;

Three, four, buckle some more;
Five, six, Nike kicks

by Downy Tongue May 17, 2023

Bazooka kick

When you rocket launch something or someone with your leg.

I will bazooka kick that old bitch right in the hip. Fracture fo show.

by #gameova March 20, 2017

corner kick

Equal parts vodka, Red Bull, and Chambord. Fake an injury while shaking over ice. Strain, and serve as a shot after adding an arbitrary amount of time. Toast while shouting “Goooal!” Finish as a tie.

Congrats on your recent success, Mike! I’m ordering a round of corner kicks to celebrate!

by 100 percent fist bump May 28, 2022

Kick flop

A derogatory name used by skaters to describe poser non-skaters.

Man 1 - Did you see what terry did? He turned up, took a selfie with his board and then left the park.

Man 2 - Dude's a Kick flop.

by Jo the Jo September 14, 2020

kicking high

To be at the top of your game, or top shelf.

Kristan is kicking high today!

by BS defines March 15, 2018