Jordan Time

That special alone-time one has with their private parts.
Me: "Where's buddy?"

Friend "Oh he's just having Jordan Time in his room".
by pphresh March 11, 2010
Get the Jordan Time mug.

Jordan (girl)

Jordan is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. And she never lets her friends down. though continuesly is let down by her friends she never lets them go because she actually loves them and hates that she loves them. she's kind, sweet, pretty, cute, and funny.
Omg Jordan (girl) is so nice

ya she's so pretty
by iamthesmratest November 07, 2019
Get the Jordan (girl) mug.

Jordan Capri

Porn star from Alberta, Canada. Real name is Lori Bazzil. Now Retired
Jordan Capri is a porn star born in San Diego.
by MagnumC October 08, 2009
Get the Jordan Capri mug.

Crossing Jordan

A great show about a pathologists solving crimes (yeah, obviously, usually murders) using the body and crime scene as clues. Like CSI, but with feeling.
Did you watch Crossing Jordan last night?
Yeah, of course!!!
by Petra April 13, 2005
Get the Crossing Jordan mug.

Jordan Peterson

A gamer rights advocate who got very famous for saying it's the libtards' fault if the gamers don't have girlfriends.
"After reading Jordan Peterson once, Bryan finally cleaned his room, climbed gold on League of Legends, and started to claim that western civilisation peaked with the Spartans."
by Gjord August 15, 2022
Get the Jordan Peterson mug.

Jordan Day

Jordan day is a day on June 3rd where we represent all the Jordan's out there. it is for the loved Jordan's. we all love a Jordan:)
Someone: "Did you know its Jordan day?"
Me: "Omg it is?! I have to post and tag a jordan"
by llamagirly243 June 03, 2020
Get the Jordan Day mug.

Jordan Parise

the older brother of NHL player, Zach Parise. Jordan is a goalie, and is the son of legendary J.P. Parise
Chico Resch: And that's Zach Parise's big brother out there, Jordan Parise, filling in for Marty Brodeur in net tonight.
by Super Swedes December 06, 2010
Get the Jordan Parise mug.