Jinx

Unlucky

We were jinxed

by anonymous February 10, 2022

jointgate

Refers to the February 2022 'scandal' where Snoop Dogg got caught on camera smoking a joint at SoFi Stadium in LA before leading the Halftime Show at Super Bowl LVI in his hometown no less.

The funny thing about 'jointgate' was how the backlash Snoop Dogg got on Twitter for smoking a joint at SoFi Stadium was met with 10x more backlash to the backlash.

by TheExpatreneur February 24, 2022

joint

Aside from a rolled up method of smoking weed, it's also a way to describe hair.

"oh mai gawd son, you really cut your joints off! i know you said you was gonna do it, but i really thought you was gaming..."

by heyitsfredxd March 8, 2022

Jinxbitch

Someone who always complains about other people "jinxing" things when they are just trying to have casual conversation. It gets to the point of complete insanity and total annoyance because they won't get their dumbass superstitious beliefs to themselves.

"I hope it doesn't rain out the baseball game tonight - Gary
"Omg now it's gonna rain you JINXED it!" - Jinxbitch
"But me saying i hope it doesn't rain has no effect on whether or not it will....."
"YES IT DOES YOU JINXED IT FUUUUUUUCK YOU AHHHH!!!"

Of course if it doesn't rain they won't notice this but if it does rain they'll blame you. They always notice the hits but never notices the misses and refuse to believe that coincidences sometimes occur in life. These jinxbitches are completely fucked up in the head and are very, very annoying to be around.

by anonymous March 24, 2022

Jinx Master

It is basically Bruno no no no.

You are acting like the Jinx Master.
Stop saying everything and it actually comes true!

by GalaxieBoi Gaming March 24, 2022

jinxsrightbraidd

an arcane editor who continues to keep us fed with all these horny jinx and vi edits

“have u followed jinxsrightbraidd yet?”
“omg no”
you really should. she’s the best mutual eva😜😜”

i’m not kidding please i need more mutuals

by heimerdinwei2828 March 31, 2022

Joint-lag

Condition after heavy smoking of marijuana resulting from alterations of the body’s synapses after the release of the chemical dopamine giving the body a “euphoric” feeling.

Man I can’t get off this couch, must be that joint-lag from the gas we toked.

by malcolm.exe April 15, 2022