cob job

slang for a something that is put together poorly (see to cobble).

As soon as I find a screwdriver I'll repair the shelf properly, but for now this cob job will have to do.

by jfb76 November 20, 2006

belly-job

A fat girl uses her bellybutton to hump the tip of a penis. After finishing, the girl takes her finger, acquires some of the splooge, and gives you a milk mustache.

Man, that belly-job she gave me was off the hook! *Smiles with splooge on upper lip*

by iamthehulk December 12, 2010

glen job

the act of turning a profitable job into a total cluster f.

forgetting to tighten the wheels on that car really turned it into a glen job.

by fatkidnpgulf March 26, 2009

rim job

To cheaply improve the appearance of a car by installing fancy wheels

"Sten's car is looking good!"
"Not impressed -- it's just a rim job."

by fredje July 23, 2012

gum job

when a girl takes out her dentures to give head

My girl gives a good gum job

by Tarsonis101 August 4, 2008

RIM-job

creating a state of the art phone that millions love, then letting Apple and Android leap frog you as your company is destroyed.

Their failure to keep up with the competition shows a complete RIM-job like approach to their product development.

by santaprof July 12, 2012

rim job

when you go to the car wash and you want to get your rims all bling blingin' you ask the guy for a rim job

"I went to the car wash today and got a rim job now they be so clean you can see your reflection"

by Mohammad March 30, 2004