chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

by turtle-paws March 15, 2012

Jesse

A bitch ass nigga who can't can any hoes bro is mad and a punk ass bitch

Jesse a punk ass bitch

by Deeznuggs January 24, 2024

Jesse

The obvious perfect child.

That kid thinks he's such a Jesse.

by Deveganator April 8, 2020

Amelie and Jess

Amelie and Jess are one of the best dynamic duos you'll ever see. Funny, quick-witted, emotional and just plain awesome. They may have had some ups and downs in their time, but at the end of the day they've shared some great memories and will continue to share more. They're both just awesome and are absolutely perfect for each other. They're the perfect power couple.

Everyone else:
Amelie and Jess: *sexing furiously*

by BruhSoundEffect.WAV December 30, 2018

Jess

Loves gear

Jess loves a pint and gear on a Friday night

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jesse

The man the myth the legend. Probably married to a Jenny and plans to have 2 boys and 2 girls. He’s the dopest dude ever

Aww man she’s got herself a jesse. She so luckyyyy

by Seriouslywhy December 24, 2020

Jesse Mandella

super cool and epic, and hot, with big muscles and lots of money.

Oh man, I need a hot muscular man in my life, if only I had a, "Jesse Mandella".

by Merxylol June 13, 2022