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Jayden

Humps. one of the biggest and fattest people you will ever know. he is known for eating lots of food and smelling like cheese. Try to stay away from jayden he is built like a meteor
Oh yeah jayden? he fat as shit.

You see jayden over there? taking up the entire room!
by bobaduu November 23, 2021
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Jayden

Humps. one of the biggest and fattest people you will ever know. he is known for eating lots of food and smelling like cheese. Try to stay away from jayden he is built like a meteor
Oh yeah jayden? he fat as shit.

You see jayden over there? taking up the entire room!
by bobaduu November 23, 2021
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Jayden

A skin bag filled with lard. Can cause devastating earthquakes when stomping and deserves to be bullied. Normally intimate with it's mother. If shown McDonalds, the entity can cause catastrophic damage to the nearest 20 acres of land.
"Hey have you seen Jayden?"

"how can you miss him, he's the size of the Hindenburg!"
by Anthropoid_1939 November 23, 2021
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Jayden James-Gabriele

Hottest man alive. 10/10. It would probably taste salty if put in soup.
I want Jayden James-Gabriele in my soup!
Jayden James-Gabriele is the hottest man alive! 10/10!
by SuperYeetCat May 18, 2023
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Jayden Rizz

This type of Rizz is where you can sexually seduce anyone without even trying. All it takes is 1 look from a Jayden and your seduced there is now no going back. your forcefully give the Jayden all your money and assets you own and vow to never leave his side. You get penetrated in the ass every night and feen for more everyday.
Person 1: Omg did u know susie got rizzed by a jayden?!!?!
Person 2: Omg yeah I Heard about that she got the Jayden Rizz
by John Wock May 18, 2023
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Jayden shower

The act of gangbanging someone in a circle and nutting all over their face and body and airdropping it to the whole school
Shut yo ass up fore we give you a jayden shower
by L_Clifton May 23, 2023
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Jayden Barnett

This person is a legend. A sigma. Whenever women see him they bow down to him hoping they could become one of his partners. This person is the most masculine man ever to exist. He is the straightest male ever never to become lgbtq+. All men respect him and all women want him. He is the man with the biggest cock n balls and a toned muscular light skin body. He has black curly hair a strong jawline with a constant stoic expression.
Woman 1: Omg is that Jayden Barnett?!
Woman 2: Wow he’s so amazing and perfect
by FollowerOfJayden May 25, 2023
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