Jayden

A skin bag filled with lard. Can cause devastating earthquakes when stomping and deserves to be bullied. Normally intimate with it's mother. If shown McDonalds, the entity can cause catastrophic damage to the nearest 20 acres of land.

"Hey have you seen Jayden?"

"how can you miss him, he's the size of the Hindenburg!"

by Anthropoid_1939 November 23, 2021