Jaren \"meatloaf\" Schmieg

Asian loving, Meatloaf scarfing, Woman beating, BABY.

The man Jaren Schmeiged his girlfriend.

by Hairy Dick April 26, 2005

Jare

A kick or punch to the genitals.

More specifically, this is the alternative to a dare in the game Truth or Dare. If one takes the dare and decides after having heard the dare that they don't want to do it, that person must then accept the Jare.

Also referred to as "Dick Kick" or "Poon Punch."

Billy: I dare you to lick the rim of the toilet bowl.

Timmy: Hell no! I'm not doing that, it's disgusting!

Billy: THEN PREPARE TO BE JARE'D!

by atomicrebirth October 16, 2008

Jaked up

Lifting weights for the purpose of dropping panties and lifting couches.

I got jaked up at the gym yesterday.

by Jballs0821 January 20, 2009

Jaked

When you're taking a massive dump and your best friends' girlfriend walks in on you while changing her clothes.

I was dropping a duece and Roxy totally JAKED me!

by FoxxxyKuuu June 18, 2011

Jarid

Scum of the earth, a peice of shit person who only cares about himself

i would call jarid a piece of shit but shit was once food and it was usefull..

by jambi2816 June 15, 2019

jered

indescribable. not in the good way.

"who does that with a sausage roll. thats so jered"

by lizz<3 November 20, 2006

Jaxed Up

When someone uses the bathroom that's close to your office, takes a dump, tools with the paper, coughs, and then sprays a masking agent.

"Ah man! Someone was in the bathroom and i got jaxed up!"

by victimized911 March 12, 2009