humpback whale

a gay whale
a homosexual whale
a sir mix-alot whale
a whale who's keepin it on the 'down low'
a whale that humps 'back' as opposed to one that humps 'front' - etc

person 1: "Oh man dem whales are faggots".
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person 2: "yeah,them's some humpback whales".
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person 3: "yeah them whales hump ass"
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person 4: "damn homos"

by ~tilde man~ September 24, 2005

bark humper

An Individual who is generally affiliated with the democratic political party also know as the democrap party, who will fight for a trees's right to life with no regard to a humans right to life,because the tree belongs to the earth and us humans have no regard for the earth

did you see the bark humper, tree hugging,frog licking, toad sucking, nature nazi protestesting a new housing development on 50 acres of prime forestry land last week. they were trying to save the trees from bein chopped down and shredded into mulch.

by Mike Schultz January 24, 2008

dry humper

a co-worker or colleague who is always jumping all over a new idea or task, but never gets it done, resulting in extreme work-place frustration in response to lack of follow-through.

i was willing to take on that new project, but the dry humper was practically pissing down his leg volunteering to do it first. we all know cory's all hump and no satisfaction.

by fivenightrental March 4, 2009

Flag Humper

Slang for when a teammate in the world of battlfield CTF will steal a another teammates rebound of a saved flag in order to recieve more points.

You worthless flag humper!

by TiKToK February 12, 2006

hump

one who is lower than a loser. an absolute piece of shit.

man, your such a hump.

by BFG February 4, 2007

e hump

A hunch formed on your back from taking the drug Ecstasy. Ecstasy is commonly known to give users back problems, an "e hump" is the effects on your spine from taking Ecstasy.

Oh my! You're gunna have to stop doing ecstasy.. Look at the e hump you're getting!

by UnknownUser August 28, 2005

donkey-humped

The actuality of having been screwed in some heinous manner by an especially noxious Democrat.

God, Gore really donkey-humped us by raising all those bothersome, well-quashed environmental issues right before the election!

by Patrick W. Crabtree August 4, 2006