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Hipster tits

Hipster tits are possessed by supposed indie-music, local-establishment loving girls. They are usually a high A to low B in terms of cup size.

It also allows them to wear deep vee-neck t-shirts.
by kyleatx December 7, 2010
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Hipster Killers

Natural American Spirit cigarettes. Hipsters love American Spirits. They last forever.
Person A: Wanna smoke a cig? Person B: Nah man I don't want to smoke some nasty hipster killers.
by mphtmnslt March 6, 2011
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Pizza Hipster

One who gets off on ordering their pizza from independent pizzerias. And refuses to eat at or patricipate in any fuctions that support and engage the use of Little Cearsars Pizza.
Maggie is totall pizza hipster.
by RooversJewvers January 18, 2010
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Broken Hipster

A person who may look and act like a hipster, but is really too old to BE a hipster.

As in, a broken hip-ster.
"Wow, your Dad sure loves cardigans and fixies. He's a bit of a hipster, isn't he?"

"Dude, he's, like, 70. He's a broken hipster, if anything."
by LongPig May 10, 2010
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Ginger hipsters

Those with red/orange hair who take being a hipster to the next level. They go so far as to be proud of their hair color. They argue points such as how to say "either" or "neither". They will perform in acts that seem main stream (e.g. life guarding) but they reject the normal ways of doing these actions (e.g. not wearing uniform while life guarding). They are tall and slim and usually seem to fit in well to the everyday "high school scene". But behind the facade, they reject everyone else's realty and insert their own!
Girl 1: hey! Neither (said like kneether) of these tables are clean...where should we sit?

Ginger Hipsters : WHAT! its pronounced n-EYE-ther!

girl 1: alright, but where should we sit? either (ee-ther) here or there.

Ginger Hipster: its pronounced EYE-ther!! god, now I can't even eat my grapes (the red kind WITH seeds)
by J-N@$ttY July 2, 2011
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Uber Hipster

The upper echelon of hipsters. Truly the hippest of the hip. Most thrive in Williamsburg, New York and other major cities. Just like other hipsters, except better. Always on. Unique. Perfect.
Uber Hipsters: Wes Anderson, Steve Aoki, Vincent Gallo etc...
by elliottelliott December 16, 2008
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indie hipster

a person who considers themselves to be "indie" or independent, because of the way they dress, the music they listen to, etc., etc. When all the while they are just following already made trends, therefore copying off of one another. They are all alike seeing as they follow the same trends. They think they are all so unique and different, yet they are all basically the same.
-"dude that girl got feathers in her hair"

-"pshh so did every other indie hipster."

-"so true"
by mmmtriplem May 15, 2011
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