Better half

If you marry someone that really is your equal, neither of you has one, but that doesn't seem to sit well with most females. Better isn't equal.

Married males are told all the time they have a better half. Not everybody agrees with that viewpoint, but if they want to go along with it just to be with someone, that's their business.

by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021

Half-asleep

used as an excuse to make up for trying to not be wrong or lying.

Hey bro, you told me the gym closed at 9. It actually closes at 11.

Bro, I was half-asleep.

by ErnieMac July 15, 2016

Half date

Two people like each other and want to date and are "dating" but don't see each other very often... They also talk all the time on social media and it's like they are always together even though they aren't. They are usually the type to be a "power couple" and many peoples "otp". They are super flirty at times but both of them don't really know what's going on or where there relationship is even though they both like each other. They are both very attractive and good looking. Both of their preferred social media is snapchat. They always have the snapchat streak going .Essentially they are dating but both of them are too scared to like actually say it because they never see eachother.

So you guys are going to half date?

Yess, exactly until we can see eachother more!

by Shpitzy October 29, 2015

half-a-hoe

Someone who dates a lot of guys but never goes all the way. Usually says "I love you" in the first month and sucks a lot of cock. Bad judgement in a guy's character and is in constant need of a boy's affection.

LeShaye is a good person, but man she gets around. She's a half-a-hoe.

by StraightUpBaller May 10, 2016

half laugh

1. You know when you make that really inappropriate joke in front of adults if you're a teen and vice versa, that they really shouldn't laugh at so they just let out a single "HA!"

2. When you laugh at a joke that isnt that funny to make the person feel good.

(On a busride home)
Teen 1: Damn i have a lot of homework to do

Teen 2: Yeah I can't wait to get home and "study" (drug reference hand gesture)
Middle Aged Bus Driver: HA! (half laugh)

by Voldemort42000 April 1, 2010

half crab

Submission wrestling move on the WWE

OMG, Booker T made DDP tap out with the half crab

by Duncanisccool November 30, 2006

Half Halfer

A Half Halfer is a African American who is also White. It is usually use in a joke.

Haha look at that Kid Simon, hes a Half Halfer!

by Louis Cartel April 29, 2006