Greasy Spoon

Jerking-off onto your hand, then slapping someone across the face.

John is such a tool that he's about to get the Greasy Spoon.

by ripclaw33 December 7, 2010

greasy spoons

The highly competitive, internationally acclaimed sport involving teams of nude, greased partners bound together by gratuitous strands of glow-sticks. Together, under the glow of blacklights, the couple must writhe their way across the finish line before the other duos. Invented in 2011 in Lincoln, Nebraska - the sport has earned acclaim from marriage counselors and the rave community alike.

World-Champion and inventor, Tara Wrist won the coveted first place vest in the 2011 Greasy Spoons finals by writhing in her signature figure eight motion.

by Feelips June 17, 2011

greaseball

A person who puts Tres Flores, Dixie Peach, or 90 weight gear lube in his hair.

Ramon and Jimmy Bub are a couple of grease balls who never go out in public before greasing their hair.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

chicago greaser

The act of receiving a blow job from someone while eating a slice of pizza

I went to Domino's and ordered a pepperoni pizza before getting a chicago greaser from my girl.

by senora miguelito October 27, 2007

grease

1. To bump someone off.

2. A slimey substance worn in the hair of Pachucos.

3. The binding element of a Duck Ass haircut.

1. Vinnie the Wop didn't pay my bag man. Go grease him.

2. Oooh, look at that Pachuco! His hair has so much grease in it! I think I'm falling in love!

3. Elvis Presley knew just how much grease to put in his hair.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

grease monkey

a cool extension for firefox

since i downloaded grease monkey, i get to view my favourite sites in a much better and improved way.

by phlegmat September 23, 2005

greasy old grandpa balls

an old man that is so old he looks like a crusty old shriveled muffin with oldman clothes on it and youjust want to yell at him bcause he keeps talking about the new sex shop that just opened up but he cant hear you anyways because he forgot to put his hearing aid in cause hes stupid and cenile and needs to go to a home but his family cant afford it and you wish a dog would just attack him and put him out of his useless decrepid old man misery cause he hits on your freinds and its creepy cause hes dirty and old and needs alot of help. this is a greasy old grandpa balls

that greasy old man that is walking around but shouldent be walking around cause hes too old.
your grandfather!
greasy old grandpa balls are dirty and old!

by daner777 March 4, 2011