dentist guitar

The kind of guitar your dentist would play. Typically a repetitive, badly played, two chord "song"

I just couldn't get into the practicing tonight. All I could play was dentist guitar

by Bungalow Bill December 23, 2001

Guitarheroitia

The moving of calcium to the tips of the fingers

Playing guitar hero for 6 days strait thats Guitarheroitia

by atticusfunk January 19, 2008

guitarmac

1. The surface on which one typically plays guitar. Does not have to be an actual tarmac or similar item. Can be used during practice, concert, or jamming.

I sat on my guitarmac to test my new riff. I fell asleep on there too. Good thing my bed is my guitarmac.

by mellowfellow February 25, 2009

guitaring

v. the act of turning up the volume of your amp to max while playing to annoy your neighbors

Friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm guitaring!
Friend: Wont that annoy the neighbors?
Me: Thats the point.

by Tee Hee? July 21, 2009

Guitared

Masturbating. Often to pictures of Gareth Bale.

I guitared for so long than my penis fell off.

by Mr420alot February 21, 2011

Sylicon Guitar

a high pitched volumed guitar sound originally used most oftenly with bands like Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd.
very toned and pitched sound

the guitar line in any colour you like, brain damage, and many other songs off dark side of the moon

by ollie lewin June 8, 2004

Hawaiian Guitar

An intimate sex position involving Spam
The woman folds the Spam slices in half, bites a hole in the middle, opens them and slides them onto an errect penis. She then plays that penis like a guitar using her mouth if skilles or hands if not.

Cinny and Zakky went to Hawaii on their Honeymoon and decided Cinny should Hawaiian Guitar her new husband's penis. That is how they learned to enjoy Spam!

by centRALpa November 9, 2014