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fruitcup

The act of positioning ones hand in a cuped fashion tight to the anus with or without pants on and farting so as to capture the stench within the hand. Upon fart completion, close the hand and quickly position the hand under an innocent bystanders nose, open the hand, and ask questioningly "fruitcup?".
John pissed me off so I gave him a fruitcup. He threw up into his mouth.

Sally is a bitch, I gave her a fruitcup and it made her eyes water. Take that cunt.
by bg909 May 12, 2010
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Fruit Cake

A form of an insult, usually meaning 'crazy'.

Or, a kind of dessert that deeply resembles a loaf of bread only it's a lot sweeter, softer, and contains candied fruit... Which aren't actually fruits at all.
1) A person digs through trash and eats it. Observer says, "Dude, what a fruit cake!"

2) Why a 'fruit cake' is called a fruit cake is a mystery since it isn't really a cake, and it doesn't even have fruits inside.
by Ebony Chalk December 23, 2008
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Fruit Punch

If a girl is having her period during sex, get a plate and let it drip onto the plate. Then take a piece of dental floss, dip it in the blood on the plate, shove the dental floss in your dick hole, and let the woman take the other end of the dental floss out of your asshole.
Last night I was fucking my woman, when she had her period. I knew just what to do. FRUIT PUNCH!
by CHODE_MASTA_X July 26, 2003
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Fresh Fruit

A recent out-of-the closet gay. Inexperienced and somewhat immature. A gay that doesn't yet understand the etiquette of proper gaydom.
Christina: "Wow, Eric acts like a teenage girl and he always hits on straight men!"

Nikki: "He just recently came out and hasn't developed his gay swagger yet, he's a FRESH FRUIT!"
by Sugar P**** November 7, 2010
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fruitfuck

Similar to a fruitbat, a fruitfuck is a guy who is known to be homosexual to the point of having gay sex. It's actually short for 'fruity fuckstick,' which describes a condition under which the penis only gets hard when it's involving fruityness.
That guy is such a fruitfuck.
by dustin fields October 4, 2006
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fruit boots

roller-blades. can also be a verb: fruit boot (to roller-blade)
Hey Chris, put on your fruit boots and let's get going!

Hey I was wondering if you wanted to fruit boot today
by Waud November 27, 2011
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fruita

Referring to marijuana or ganja that tastes like that of a fruit and/or sweet taste
Burnin that fruita all day erday!!

The fruita tastes so phire.

I got that fruita in.
by AJ Loc November 21, 2011
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