Russian fleshlight

When you cum inside a fleshlight and then pour it on to a girls eyes, while putting your dick-tip up her nose, so she can smell your sperm.

*Guy 1* I gave my girl a Russian fleshlight yesterday, she did not even know I had a fleshlight.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.

by Roski Sex Master February 3, 2025

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boomy flesh

spontaneous combustion but instead of the whole body, it's the foreskin only

he has some boomy flesh

by morting March 17, 2025

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The Fleshlightenment

A spiritual awakening via vaginal experience that leads to obsessive behavior, playlist-making, and family introductions after one fuck.

He said he was an atheist but now he believes in fate. Classic case of The Fleshlightenment.

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

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Comeback to “You’re a pussy”

Puts that common, overused line to shame, is even more timid than a shy cat and is mass-produced out of cheap plastic.

Is the most basic of sex toys for men and thus carries connotations that blow ‘pussy’ right out of the insult vulvcano.

Tennis player: “You’re a Pussy!”

Squash player: “If I’m a pussy, then YOU are my aunt’s ferret’s fucktoy fleshlight with dead batteries that she scissors with a hinged double-dildo every St Patrick’s day!”

by Hot-Cross Pun March 18, 2026

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Labubu Fleshlight

Noun: A Labubu Fleshlight is used similarly to the average fleshlight. The difference is the cozy, fuzzy fur on the inside and realistic moaning labubu sounds!

“Yo bro I just scored a Labubu Fleshlight from a baddie!!”

by Masonluvsbaseball September 1, 2025

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